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PostSubject: …Imagine yourself in the new Sprite Ad…   Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:48 am


…Imagine yourself in the new Sprite Ad…





Your Colleague
:
Hey !!! Kya yahan baitha mail forward karta rahta hai yaar !!! Naye
packages dekh... Naye language seekh.... Night out Maar... Fundoo
programming kar… Do something cool man !!!


You
: Achha !!! To usse Kya hoga...

Your Colleague
: Impression !!! Appraisal !!! Har appraisal main tu No. 1 !!! Hike in salary !!! Extra Stocks !!!

You
: Phir kya hoga....


Your Colleague
:
Project Leader ban jaayega… Phir Project Manager !!! Phir Business
Manager !!! One day U will be a Director of the Company man !!!

You
: Acchha to phir kya hoga...

Your Colleague
: Abe phir tu aish karega !!! Koi kaam nahin karna padega !!! Araam se office aayega aur MAIL check karega...


You
: To ab mein kya kar raha huun ???






"Dikhawe pe na jao, apni akal lagao.
Programming
hai waste, trust only copy-paste"


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PostSubject: hmm   Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:49 am

LOLZ dude, i bet you gonna be a best programmer !!!
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PostSubject: Re: …Imagine yourself in the new Sprite Ad…   Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:55 am

Our hero chatting with some heroin on chat.


Both are s/w engrs by the way and both work for real big MNC's


Hero: Hey...GM (Good Morning)... How's u doing today?


Heroin: VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat


Hero:

wow...am honored, u know what, my day starts only when I find you

on Chat


Heroin: Yep...me too feel the same...Brb (be right back)'ll get some

Coffee.


Hero: OK


(Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his seat.)


Manager: Hey, I need some help from you


Hero: [**** This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me


Manager: Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime

number,

Given value of n.


Would you give this by today evening?


Hero: I would do that, but I think it's quite hard, is it ok with you,

if I

Give it by tomorrow evening.


Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place]


(Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for heroin

to

Arrive.


All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window...)


Heroin: Hey, am back


Hero: cool, you know what my manager does, he's kinda..... keeps asking

stupid Things, tries to give me stupid work


Heroin: Yeah, it's the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers

are!!


Hero: Yep, u rite!!


Heroin: Hey, can u do me a favor


Hero: *smiles* sure, why not.


Heroin: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime Number,

given N.


Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz. You know it's real

Urgent for me to work this out


Hero: hey, that's a one-hour's work. Sure check Ur mail in an hour from

now.ok?



Heroin: THAT WAS THE SAMETHING I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO

YOUR WORK PLACE. YOU KNOW WHO IAM NOW!!

YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW!!
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